So. Rock. This is a sporking community; there are a few of them around. K & R are members of several, but you know, that's how we roll. Here, we do character sporks, in which we post little dialogue bits snarking the story. You can see how it's done by clicking on any random spork.
Though we love badfic, it really is an endearing little critter, we loathe it all the same. We are, however, both amatuer writers, and we've both been through the "Ahahaha, glitter and sex will make everything better!" phase. But still, we get to mock it now that we're past all that.
If you, the author, find your fic sporked by us, we don't encourage flaming. Mostly because we won't care. But, if you want some honest concrit to go with our snark, we're more than happy to give that, too.
This community is just for fun, people. We mean no harm. Just sit back and laugh, and it'll all be good, mmm-kay?
Also? If you like what you see and like our style and request a fic be sporked (you can only request one of your own fics to be sporked, though), then by all means we will! Also also, if you would like to affiliate, just say so. Because that's mad wicked awesome.
There are several varieties of our ratings here, rating on how bad the fic is. For what you'll most often see here (seeing as how it's what started us sporking), there's Kingdom Hearts badfic.
In any rating, there are five of one object (one being fairly tame, five being WHAT?!) and then one Supreme Picture of Ph33r! For example:
This is a Heartless. As already mentioned, one Heartless is... well, only a little painful. If you get to five Heartless, it's getting pretty bad. LOL have an Ansem. Your fic gets an Ansem when Holy-Mother-of-God-what-is-that? needs to be exclaimed. Repeatedly.
*This rating system is shamelessly stolen from heartless_fics, by the way.
For all your Harry Potter badfic needs, there is another rating, and it works the same way as the Heartless/Ansem, just different pictures. Nifty, right?
Snape, one through five. You know the drill. For sheer mindfuckery, have a Voldemort.
And for those bandfics we all know and love (so far, only My Chemical Romance and Muse - we've no affiliation with these bands, by the way - fics have been sporked), there's a rating system. It's from MCR, but we're applying it to all bandfics. Because, yes, we're that lazy.
These would be bullets, one through five. And for those not faint of heart, have the actual gun. Or, well, an MCR logo with guns on it. Same diff.
We may screw around with some other fandoms later, but for now, here's what we've got, dawgs. Lean wit' it, rock wit' it.
Some stories K & R spork are rated NC-17. This means that kiddies should not read, but if you do, things will get kinky in the badficciest of ways, and if your mind gets scarred or your parents accuse you of reading pr0n, it's not our problem. You create your own dumb luck and poetic crap like that, but here is the friendly, neighborhood warning.